Seriously, Bedazzle That Shit
Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
He felt like bacon.
#meatjokes

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

He felt like bacon.

#meatjokes

I’m back in action and just tryin to make Uncle Sam proud.  

I’m back in action and just tryin to make Uncle Sam proud.  

Newspaper nails are an easy and unexpected way to switch up a regular manicure.  Once you have a dry base coat and color, dip your nail in rubbing alcohol… or vodka.  Quickly apply the newspaper and press down, making sure it stays in place.  Seal with a topcoat to avoid smudging, my favorites are Revlon Colorstay and Seche Vite. 

Newspaper nails are an easy and unexpected way to switch up a regular manicure.  Once you have a dry base coat and color, dip your nail in rubbing alcohol… or vodka.  Quickly apply the newspaper and press down, making sure it stays in place.  Seal with a topcoat to avoid smudging, my favorites are Revlon Colorstay and Seche Vite. 

Poinsettias kill puppies.

Poinsettias kill puppies.

Sorry for the late post, nursing school is destroying my nail beds. 
Christmas posts coming soon!

Sorry for the late post, nursing school is destroying my nail beds. 

Christmas posts coming soon!