Seriously, Bedazzle That Shit
Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
He felt like bacon.
#meatjokes

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

He felt like bacon.

#meatjokes

I’m back in action and just tryin to make Uncle Sam proud.  

I’m back in action and just tryin to make Uncle Sam proud.  

Because squirrels are too hard.

Because squirrels are too hard.

Love bugs!

Love bugs!

How romantic.

How romantic.

Newspaper nails are an easy and unexpected way to switch up a regular manicure.  Once you have a dry base coat and color, dip your nail in rubbing alcohol… or vodka.  Quickly apply the newspaper and press down, making sure it stays in place.  Seal with a topcoat to avoid smudging, my favorites are Revlon Colorstay and Seche Vite. 

Newspaper nails are an easy and unexpected way to switch up a regular manicure.  Once you have a dry base coat and color, dip your nail in rubbing alcohol… or vodka.  Quickly apply the newspaper and press down, making sure it stays in place.  Seal with a topcoat to avoid smudging, my favorites are Revlon Colorstay and Seche Vite. 

First attempt at galaxy nails, they’re kind of a nail artist prerequisite.  
I found that those small makeup sponges that come in drugstore palettes work well for blending while maintaining precision.

First attempt at galaxy nails, they’re kind of a nail artist prerequisite.  

I found that those small makeup sponges that come in drugstore palettes work well for blending while maintaining precision.

I bet your nails don’t match your tissue box.

I bet your nails don’t match your tissue box.

While you’re already pretending that your New Year’s resolution is going to happen, pretend that my nails aren’t so short and that this isn’t late.
Happy New Years!

While you’re already pretending that your New Year’s resolution is going to happen, pretend that my nails aren’t so short and that this isn’t late.

Happy New Years!

Poinsettias kill puppies.

Poinsettias kill puppies.

Sorry for the late post, nursing school is destroying my nail beds. 
Christmas posts coming soon!

Sorry for the late post, nursing school is destroying my nail beds. 

Christmas posts coming soon!

He’s a biter.

He’s a biter.

Feelin inspired by fall!

Feelin inspired by fall!

"The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship." William Blake
 Happy Halloween

"The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship." William Blake

 Happy Halloween