Seriously, Bedazzle That Shit

Jul 07

Reincarnated

11 months later and I’m awkwardly reincarnated, emerging fresh from nail purgatory.  I want y’alls opinion on something.  Nails are a passion of mine but are not all encompassing or representative for my love of all things beauty.  What I’m getting at is simply asking your thoughts on morphing this tired nail blog into an updated and thorough modern beauty blog.  

Aug 01

Cat Woman Hates Fire

So besides nails I also work on larger canvases (aka my face) and sometimes usually I’m really embarrassing.  Check out the quick story and photo and vote for me here! Pinky swear it won’t post anything on your fb.

Help a sista out.

http://www.ultabeautylols.com/lol/18895

Jul 26

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
He felt like bacon.
#meatjokes

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

He felt like bacon.

#meatjokes

Jul 01

I’m back in action and just tryin to make Uncle Sam proud.  

I’m back in action and just tryin to make Uncle Sam proud.  

Apr 26

Because squirrels are too hard.

Because squirrels are too hard.

Mar 20

Feb 13

Love bugs!

Love bugs!

Feb 08

s0mebodytolov3 said: All these nails are so cute! I love your blog! So you do them yourself?

Thank you!  I do, all by hand with small brushes.

Feb 07

How romantic.

How romantic.

Jan 30

Newspaper nails are an easy and unexpected way to switch up a regular manicure.  Once you have a dry base coat and color, dip your nail in rubbing alcohol… or vodka.  Quickly apply the newspaper and press down, making sure it stays in place.  Seal with a topcoat to avoid smudging, my favorites are Revlon Colorstay and Seche Vite. 

Newspaper nails are an easy and unexpected way to switch up a regular manicure.  Once you have a dry base coat and color, dip your nail in rubbing alcohol… or vodka.  Quickly apply the newspaper and press down, making sure it stays in place.  Seal with a topcoat to avoid smudging, my favorites are Revlon Colorstay and Seche Vite. 

Jan 18

First attempt at galaxy nails, they’re kind of a nail artist prerequisite.  
I found that those small makeup sponges that come in drugstore palettes work well for blending while maintaining precision.

First attempt at galaxy nails, they’re kind of a nail artist prerequisite.  

I found that those small makeup sponges that come in drugstore palettes work well for blending while maintaining precision.

Jan 03

I bet your nails don’t match your tissue box.

I bet your nails don’t match your tissue box.

Jan 02

While you’re already pretending that your New Year’s resolution is going to happen, pretend that my nails aren’t so short and that this isn’t late.
Happy New Years!

While you’re already pretending that your New Year’s resolution is going to happen, pretend that my nails aren’t so short and that this isn’t late.

Happy New Years!

Dec 21

Poinsettias kill puppies.

Poinsettias kill puppies.

Dec 11

14 days.

14 days.